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Hmm, good thing the earth isn’t flat, or we’d have a whole new meaning to “falling off the edge of the world!” 🌎🙈 Just imagine the long line at the edge with daredevils ready to take the leap of faith! 🤣 #GravitySavesLives
If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.
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