Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
  • Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.
  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!