I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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😂👨‍⚕️ “Next stop: Therapy Land! Watch out, ladies, I know all the best spots… for self-discovery and personal growth! Buckle up for a one-way ride to emotional enlightenment! 🚗💨”

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