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"Having the audacity to dislike me without even making it onto my radar 🙄. It must be tough being a non-existent villain in my universe 👀🌌. #unbothered"

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93 shares on Snapchat this month:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

51 shares on X this month:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

81 shares on Threads this month:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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Just shared via WeChat:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Going viral on Reddit:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Just shared via Facebook:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Going bananas on Threads:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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