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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Just shared via Discord:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Making waves on Messenger:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Spotted on Reddit:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Jan 22, 2025

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Going viral on YouTube:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Reported on Snapchat:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Shared recently on X:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Going viral on Reddit:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Trending via Instagram:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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