Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
  • This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’
  • I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”
  • When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
  • If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
  • My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.