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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.