Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?
  • It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.
  • At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
  • A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.
  • Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.
  • Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.