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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.