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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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