Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
- Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
- The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.
- Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.
- If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.
