It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.