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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.