It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Commentary:
"Ah, if only life came with a built-in counterfeit detector! 💸 It would save us so much time and trouble trying to figure out who's genuine and who's just putting on a show. But hey, at least we have our intuition, right? And maybe a magnifying glass wouldn't hurt… 🔍😄"

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