Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The government even made aliens boring.
  • If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
  • Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
  • When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.
  • At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
  • My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.