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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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Live now on Threads:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Trending via WhatsApp:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Going viral on WeChat:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Breaking via X:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Seen just now on Discord:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Just landed via Messenger:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Live now on TikTok:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Making waves on TikTok:

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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Playful quote about embracing life without taking selfies with bison.

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83 shares on Messenger this month:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

74 shares on Threads this month:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Spotted on Telegram:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Making waves on Slack:

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

Just shared via TikTok:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Just landed via Telegram:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Just landed via Discord:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Making waves on WeChat:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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