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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Being strange is exhausting.

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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