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"Ah, the classic struggle of wanting more sleep than time allows 😴💤 May the odds be ever in your favor as you embark on this noble quest for elusive rest! Remember, a solid power nap can work wonders too 😉🌙"

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94 shares on WeChat this month:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

96 shares on YouTube this month:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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