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"Ah, the classic struggle of wanting more sleep than time allows 😴💤 May the odds be ever in your favor as you embark on this noble quest for elusive rest! Remember, a solid power nap can work wonders too 😉🌙"

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99 shares on Telegram this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

73 shares on X this month:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

88 shares on X this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

28 shares on Threads this month:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Going viral on Discord:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Live now on Facebook:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Making waves on Messenger:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Just shared via YouTube:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Just shared via Facebook:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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