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"Ah, the classic struggle of wanting more sleep than time allows 😴💤 May the odds be ever in your favor as you embark on this noble quest for elusive rest! Remember, a solid power nap can work wonders too 😉🌙"

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70 shares on Instagram this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

59 shares on Discord this month:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Just landed via Facebook:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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