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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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They expect me to work at work.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.