FARGO—A groundbreaking technique in diplomacy was demonstrated by local man Tom Jenson, who defused tension at a recent family gathering by appending ‘lol’ to a heated comment. “I think it’s like sprinkling fairy dust over awkwardness,” said Jenson, smiling awkwardly.
Witnesses reported that Jenson’s approach transformed harsh statements into seemingly light-hearted jests. “Sure, you called me tactless, but the ‘lol’ made it feel like a wink instead of a stab,” said his bewildered uncle.
Experts suggest Jenson’s strategy might revolutionize stressful human interactions. “Next step is world peace,” Jenson declared, now planning to address U.N. negotiations by simply inserting ‘LOL’ into contentious treaties.