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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.