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  • The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.
  • Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’
  • It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.
  • Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.
  • At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.
  • The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.