Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Commentary:
"Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. ๐ŸŒป Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ Well, at least we know our love is charged up and blooming brightly! ๐Ÿ’–"