Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.