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Looks like Grandad's time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he's brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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