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Looks like Grandad's time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he's brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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