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My recliner and I go way back.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.