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Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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2 months ago

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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4 months ago

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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5 months ago

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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2 months ago

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54 shares on Telegram this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

59 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

54 shares on Reddit this month:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

10 shares on Threads this month:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Going bananas on Threads:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Going viral on Pinterest:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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