Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.
  • Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.
  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.
  • I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.
  • I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.