My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 3, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square? “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round. I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.