ABERDEEN—In an unprecedented shift in renewable energy research, experts have identified sarcasm as a potent, albeit volatile, power source. “Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived,” announced lead researcher Dr. Terry Hibbert, introducing the breakthrough to an audience of baffled engineers.

The team discovered sarcasm generates immense energy potential when exposed to social interactions. “We’re testing in closed environments, like family dinners and staff meetings,” explained Hibbert, savoring the warmth of exaggerated eye rolls across the lab.

In an ambitious move, the government announced sarcasm plants in every major city. “We’ve secured billions in funding,” said energy secretary Milo Knapp, shrugging off skepticism. “Turns out sarcasm was the ultimate untapped resource, second only to passive aggression.”