No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.