Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect, are you feeling a bit too formal lately? It's 'shoot', not 'shirt'! Time to freshen up your wardrobe of words! 👔💬😂"
6 months ago
Share →: People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Commentary:
"Remember, you hold the keys to your own sanity 🗝️ Keep those keys hidden like they're a winning lottery ticket to avoid craziness winding up in your passenger seat! 🚗😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Commentary:
"Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! ⚡️ Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who's all about saving power! 💡😂 #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Commentary:
💁‍♀️🤔 "Nobody knows how to turn a woman into a walking stress ball better than a man in the 'not quite there yet' zone. It's like juggling stress balls while blindfolded and hoping for a perfect landing! 😅 #AlmostThereButNotQuite"
6 months ago
Share →: The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Commentary:
"Who needs salad when you've got chocolate vegetables? 🍫🥦 Talk about a sweet twist on nutrition! 😄👩‍🌾 #ChocoholicHeroes"
6 months ago
Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Commentary:
🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂
6 months ago
Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Commentary:
"Me, every morning: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Commentary:
"Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! 😄🧀"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"