Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
  • Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.
  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
  • And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.
  • That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
  • Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.