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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.