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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.