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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Trending via Snapchat:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Live now on Reddit:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Trending via YouTube:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

1 month ago

Witty text about turning a returned 3D printer into another one, playful and humorous.

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Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we've got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you've got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

74 shares on X this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Just landed via Telegram:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Live now on Messenger:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Making waves on YouTube:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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