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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Trending via Reddit:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Trending via TikTok:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Trending via Telegram:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Live now on Twitch:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Trending via TikTok:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Going viral on Threads:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Making waves on Instagram:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

3 months ago

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Well, well, well, looks like we've got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you've got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

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85 shares on Twitch this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

41 shares on X this month:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

85 shares on Slack this month:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

94 shares on X this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Just shared via Facebook:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Breaking via Messenger:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Just landed via TikTok:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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