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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Shared recently on Discord:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Trending via WhatsApp:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Just landed via Discord:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Breaking via Facebook:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

6 months ago

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Going viral on Instagram:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Going viral on Facebook:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Going viral on YouTube:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Trending via LinkedIn:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Trending via Discord:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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