Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.” Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSatan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free? Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough. They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.
