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I need to consult the woods about this.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.