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28 shares on TikTok this month:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

36 shares on X this month:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Spotted on Threads:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Freshly posted on Slack:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Going viral on Instagram:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Keep the laugh going 😂

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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