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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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49 shares on Twitch this month:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Just shared via Facebook:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Just landed via Messenger:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Going viral on X:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Trending via Twitch:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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