Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My diet was going really well until I woke up.
  • I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
  • I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.
  • Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.