Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSpilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.