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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.