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"Ah, the classic 'this will be the hangover to end all hangovers' declaration. 🍾💥 Let's see if this lesson actually sticks… or if it's just an excuse for more fun next weekend! 🤪🎉"

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74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

52 shares on Slack this month:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Making waves on WeChat:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Live now on Slack:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Live now on Threads:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Making waves on Slack:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Breaking via Telegram:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Trending via Messenger:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

These aliens are taking forever.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

These aliens are taking forever.

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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