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"Ah, the classic 'this will be the hangover to end all hangovers' declaration. 🍾💥 Let's see if this lesson actually sticks… or if it's just an excuse for more fun next weekend! 🤪🎉"

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14 shares on Threads this month:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

33 shares on Discord this month:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

87 shares on X this month:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

54 shares on Threads this month:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

24 shares on Discord this month:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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