Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'this will be the hangover to end all hangovers' declaration. 🍾πŸ’₯ Let's see if this lesson actually sticks… or if it's just an excuse for more fun next weekend! πŸ€ͺπŸŽ‰"

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