That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.