The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door. Posted onSep 28, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.