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"Who needs wind turbines or solar panels when you have the incredible energy generated by a slamming car door? 💥🚗 Just make sure to stand back and watch the power of that slam! 💪😆"

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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January is the Monday of the year.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

10 shares on Discord this month:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

14 shares on Slack this month:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Making waves on X:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Work for a living? In this economy?

January is the Monday of the year.

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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