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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.