The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.