Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.
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  • Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
  • Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.
  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.