Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Remember, my friend, even kidney stones eventually pass – just like that deadline you've been dreading or that meeting with the difficult boss. Hang in there, and before you know it, you'll be kidney-stone-free and problem-free!"

challenges, humor, kidney, kidney stone, life, life challenges, pain, pass, perseverance, stone, this too shall pass

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

22 shares on TikTok this month:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

26 shares on Threads this month:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

36 shares on X this month:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Spotted on Messenger:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Just shared via Twitch:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Spotted on TikTok:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Breaking via Threads:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Just landed via Discord:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Making waves on Instagram:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨