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  • Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
  • “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?
  • Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
  • Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.
  • Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.
  • Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!