Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
  • I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.
  • My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
  • One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
  • It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
  • I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.