Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like I have the superpower of invoking love confessions! 💖💨 Beware, my charming presence can be quite intimidating. 😏 #LoveConfessionMagnet" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. The world is in chaos, confess to your crush! Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!