Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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"Seems like I have the superpower of invoking love confessions! 💖💨 Beware, my charming presence can be quite intimidating. 😏 #LoveConfessionMagnet"

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