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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.