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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

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2 months ago

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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40 shares on Snapchat this month:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

31 shares on X this month:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Making waves on Telegram:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Going viral on Slack:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Just landed via Instagram:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Seen just now on X:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Spotted on TikTok:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Spotted on Telegram:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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