Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
  • I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.
  • The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.
  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.