Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen. Commentary:"Dear lactose-intolerant heathen, it's time to embrace the dairy and join the milky way of life! 🥛🐄 Don't be cheese-ist, lactose is gouda for you! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area. Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate. I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here. It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it. Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.
