Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTolerate the lactose already, you heathen. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area. I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here. My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send. Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know. Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!