Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.