Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppUnfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year. Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.