Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.
  • Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.
  • My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
  • Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.
  • The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.
  • Just another day of not being hot and rich.