Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you. So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed. Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.