Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed. Posted on7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple. Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.