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"Ah, the eternal debate rages on! 🧐💁‍♀️ Who knew that the key to world peace could simply be women acknowledging their mistakes? Sorry, fellas, looks like this one's on us! 🤷‍♀️😂 #WomenRule"

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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59 shares on Twitch this month:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

19 shares on Twitch this month:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

48 shares on Threads this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Making waves on Twitch:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Going bananas on Messenger:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Just landed via X:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Going viral on WeChat:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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