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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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