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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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72 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Seen just now on Facebook:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Breaking via Twitch:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Just shared via YouTube:

I love it when God gives me money.

Going bananas on Discord:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Going bananas on TikTok:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Going viral on Threads:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Just shared via Twitch:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Just shared via Snapchat:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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