Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.
  • That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
  • My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
  • Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.
  • I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.
  • 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.