Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information? I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.