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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.