Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later? Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I put the “pro” in procrastinate. I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self. Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person? Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later. Why can’t opportunity just come back later?