Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
  • Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
  • I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.
  • I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
  • The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.