With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.