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  • Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
  • Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.
  • “Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.
  • Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.
  • Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.
  • That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.