You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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“Ah, the classic case of hopes vs. nopes! 🤣 While you’re busy dreaming big, I’m over here with my collection of screams ready for any unexpected plot twist life throws my way! 😱💭”

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