You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.