50+ Funny Girls Jokes That Celebrate Friendship and Chaos

New funny girls jokes

• Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

• Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

• If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

• I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

• Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

• Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

• Girls are perverts when they like you.

• Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

• There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

Top funny girls jokes

• Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

• Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

• Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

• Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

• Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

• Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

• Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

• Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

• Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Popular funny girls jokes

• Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

• Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

• Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

• Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

• You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

• “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

• May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

• Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

• Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

• Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

More funny girls jokes

• Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

• Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

• Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

• I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

• Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

• I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

• Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

• Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

• Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

• Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Witty girls jokes

• I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

• Girls Just Want To Have Naan

• WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

• “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

• Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

• Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

• Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

• Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

• I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

• Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.