50+ Funny Where Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh at Every Awkward Question

New funny where jokes

• There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

• Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

• They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

• I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

• My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

• I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

• I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Top funny where jokes

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

• “I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

• I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

• I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

• I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

• Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

• If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Popular funny where jokes

• “I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

• When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

• Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

• Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

• If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

• Does anyone know where I can find true love?

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

• I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

More funny where jokes

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

• Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

• It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

• I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

• “I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

• Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

• I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Witty where jokes

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

• Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

• I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

• I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

• I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

• I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.