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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.