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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”