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Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀
How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?
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“If I were Noah, I’d definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! 🦁🐧🐍 Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? 🚢🐪🦒 Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! 🌪️🌊 #NoahsDramaticArk” -
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“Watch out world, this year I’m not only reaching for the stars, but also making sure the extraterrestrials have my back 👽🚀 Who knows, maybe they’ll invite me for a ride on their spaceship! #TeamAlien” -
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“Watch out, Copperfield! ✨ This person’s ability to make things vanish would put any magician to shame. 🎩🐇 Who needs a magic wand when you have impeccable disappearing skills? 🔮💫 Abracadabra, clutter be gone! 🧙♂️🚫 #MessyButMagical” -
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🌏🚀 “Earth has been fun and all, but have you seen the reviews on Mars? I heard they have out-of-this-world Wi-Fi and zero traffic jams! 😂👽 Ready to pack my bags and start a new adventure on another planet!” 🌌👾 -
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🤣☕️ “Day 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye… Maybe it’s time to switch to decaf before we start losing our sense of taste in our elbows too! Hang in there, caffeine withdrawals can be a real eye-opener… literally!” 😂
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