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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!