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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.