Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
  • You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
  • Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.
  • Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?
  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.
  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”