A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?