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  • Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.
  • My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
  • Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.
  • My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.
  • I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.
  • The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.