All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.