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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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